A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance The disturbance turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds What s more he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too Said the policeman; I ll bet that you re also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini The giant nodded If I had some chains the deputy continued you could show us how strong you really are But all I ve got is a set of handcuffs Why don t you see just how quickly you can break out of them? Once in the cuffs the man puffed pulled and jerked for four minutes I can t get out of these the giant growled Are you sure? the deputy asked The fellow tried again Nope he replied I can t do it In that case said the deputy you re under arrest

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