After a night on the town a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink You can t make any noise she warned him My parents are upstairs and if they find out they ll kill us Things started getting heated on the sofa but after a while alcohol got the better of the man I have to go he said Well you can t go upstairs The bathroom is right next to my parents bedroom she replied Use the kitchen sink So he dutifully retired to the kitchen A few minutes later he popped his head around the door and asked Do you have any toilet paper or should I just use a paper towel?

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