Shayari Bazar

An Indian goes to Walmart in the U S He finds cat food at special prices He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out The Manager gets suspicious He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out The Manager again gets suspicious He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food The Indian goes home and returns with a dog He gets to buy the dog food The following week the Indian comes to Walmart with a bag He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag The Manager puts his hand in the bag feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls it out He shouts at the Indian What the hell This is shit you Idiot ??? The Indian calmly replies Yes now may I buy some toilet paper ???