It was opening night at the theatre and people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff As the hypnotist took to the stage he announced Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience The excitement was almost electric as he withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch It s a very special watch Its been in my family for six generations He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting Watch the watch watch the watch watch the watch The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth light gleaming off its polished surface Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist s fingers and fell to the floor breaking into a hundred pieces Shit said the hypnotist It took three weeks to clean up the theate

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