Shayari Bazar

The phone rings at KGB headquarters Hello? Hello is this KGB? Yes What do you want? I m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood This will be noted Next day the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz s house They search the shed where the firewood is kept break every piece of wood find no diamonds and swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave The phone rings at Rabinovitz s house Hello Yankel Did the KGB come? Yes Did they chop your firewood? Yes they did Okay now it s your turn to call I need my vegetable patch plowed