Shayari Bazar

Number 9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die Number 6 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny and they can t tell them apart If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day Teach a person to use the internet and they won t bother you for weeks months maybe years Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in the hospital dying of nothing Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather It pays no attention to criticism Number 2 In the 60 s people took drugs to make the world weird Now the world is weird and people take antidepressants to make it normal Number 1 Life is like a jar of mirchi chutney What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow and as someone recently said to me: Don t worry about old age; it doesn t last that long