Shayari Bazar

Observing a light across the water the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course ten degrees south The response was prompt Change your course ten degrees north I am a captain he responded testily Change your course ten degrees south The reply I m a seaman first class--change your course north The captain was furious Change your course now I m on a battleship Change your course ten degrees north sir--I m in a lighthouse