Shayari Bazar

Smith went to Canada to seek his fortune as a lumberjack He met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give him a job Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day the foreman told him Smith didn t see this as a problem so he went out with the Chainsaw and did his best He came back sweating like a pig Christ how many trees did you cut down? asked the foreman 6 he replied What ? You have to do better than that Get up earlier tomorrow The foreman said So he did Out he went with the chainsaw and came back that night exhausted How many this time? asked the foreman 12 he said The foreman says That does it I m coming out there with you tomorrow morning The next morning the foreman reaches the first tree and says This is how to cut down trees really quickly He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM He notices Smith is looking at him frantically So he asks him what s wrong Paddy replies What the hell is that noise?