Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Arkansas and a detective goes into the coroner`s to find the causes of death The coroner points to the first dead man This is Cletus he says He died of shock after winning 20 million on the lottery He then moves on to the second smiling corpse This is Bo the coroner says with a grin He died while doing `it` with Trudy-May Finally he moves on to the last smiling corpse This is Roscoe says the coroner He died after being struck by lightning Well asks the detective Why in hell was the fool smiling? Oh says the coroner He thought he was having his picture taken

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