Shayari Bazar

Titanic is going to be drowned Everybody in the ship is shouting crying running or praying to god just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship Passenger: How far is land from here ? Captain: Two miles Passenger: Only two miles Then why are these fools making noise I have got the experience of swimming even more Captain: % ?? Passenger: Just tell me which side land is two miles from here ? captain: Downwards