Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill Rather than move the ball he decided to hit it where it lay He gave a mighty swing Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot Everything but the golf ball It sat in the same spot So he lined up and tried another shot Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again The golf ball didn t even wiggle Two ants survived One dazed ant said to the other Whoa What are we going to do? Said the other ant: I don t know about you but I m going to get on the ball

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