Harry a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one arrived home from the club to an irate ranting wife I m leaving you Harry his wife announced bitterly You promised me faithfully that you d be back before six and here it is almost nine It just can t take that long to play 18 holes of golf Honey wait said Harry Let me explain I know what I promised you but I have a very good reason for being late Fred and I tee d off right on time and everything was find for the first three holes Then on the fourth tee Fred had a stroke I ran back to the clubhouse but couldn t find a doctor And by the time I got back to Fred he was dead So for the next 15 holes it was hit the ball drag Fred hit the ball drag Fred

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