Shayari Bazar

At dawn the telephone rings Hello Senor Rod? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house Ah yes Ernesto What can I do for you? Is there a problem? Um I am just calling to advise you Senor Rod that your parrot - he is dead My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition? Si Senor that s the one Damn That s a pity I spent a small fortune on that bird What did he die from? From eating the rotten meat Senor Rod Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat? Nobody Senor He ate the meat of the dead horse Dead horse? What dead horse? The thoroughbred Senor Rod My prize thoroughbred is dead? Yes Senor Rod he died from all that work pulling the water cart Are you insane?? What water cart? The one we used to put out the fire Senor Good Lord What fire are you talking about man??? The one that destroyed your house Senor A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?? Yes Senor Rod But there s electricity at the house What was the candle for? For the funeral Senor Rod WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?? Your wife s Senor Rod She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief so I hit her with your new TaylorMade Super Quad 460 golf club SILENCE LONG SILENCE Ernesto if you broke that golf club you re in deep trouble