Golfer: Think I m going to drown myself in the lake Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long? Golfer: I d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course Caddy: Try heaven you ve already moved most of the earth Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? Caddy: Yes sir you miss the ball much closer now Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? Caddy: Eventually Golfer: You ve got to be the worst caddy in the world Caddy: I don t think so sir That would be too much of a coincidence Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time It s too much of A distraction Caddy: It s not a watch : it s a compass Golfer: How do you like my game? Caddy: Very good sir but personally I prefer golf Golfer: Do you think it s a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: The way you play sir it s a sin on any day Golfer: This is the worst course I ve ever played on Caddy: This isn t the golf course We left that an hour ago Best Caddy Comment Golfer: That can t be my ball it s too old Caddy: It s been a long time since we teed off si

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