Paul and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip Unfortunately he had to tell them that he couldn t go because his wife wouldn t let him After a lot of teasing and name calling Paul headed home totally frustrated The following week when Paul s buddies arrived at the golf resort they were shocked to see Paul sitting in the lobby drinking a beer holding his putter How did you talk your wife into letting you go Paul? I didn t have to Paul replied Last I night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows Then my wife sneaked up behind me and covered my eyes and said Surprise When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and said Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want so here I am

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