Bill wasn t a very good golfer but he sure dressed like one He had a wicked slice that prevented him from ever reaching the green in two strokes but on the day of the company golf tournament no one could deny that he looked pretty sharp on the tee That day as usual Bill sent his first drive deep into the woods You ll never hit it out of there his friends insisted As God is my witness I m gonna make the green in two if it kills me Bill replied With that he smacked the ball as hard as he could It hit the tree in front of him and came straight back and hit him right between the eyes and he died When Bill appeared at the pearly gates St Peter looked at him and said Well I can see by your outfit that you re a golfer Are you any good? Bill replied I got here in two didn t I?

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