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Tiger Woods Stevie Wonder are in a bar Tiger says to Stevie How s the singing career going? Stevie replies Not too bad How s the golf? Woods replies I ve had some problems with my swing but I think I ve got that right now Stevie: I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it Then the next time I play it seems to be all right Incredulous Tiger says You play GOLF? Stevie: Yes I ve been playing for years Tiger: But you re blind How can you play golf if you can t see? Stevie: Well I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him Then when I get to where the ball lands the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice But how do you putt asks Tiger Well says Stevie I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice Tiger: What s your handicap? Stevie: Well actually I m a scratch golfer Woods says to Stevie We ve got to play a round sometime Stevie: Well people don t take me seriously so I only play for money and never play for less than 10 000 a hole Is that a problem? Woods thinks about it and says I can afford that; OK I m game for that 10 000 a hole is fine with me When would you like to play? Stevie: Pick a night