Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai? Son: Kuch nahin papa mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal kar diya yaar God bless you Whats Checkmate? You tell your wife: I saw a lady looked exactly like you Wife asks: WAS SHE HOT?? You can t say No and you can t even say Yes That s Checkmate Wife: Where are you? Husband: I m at Bank Wife: Wow that s good I need 20 000 for new Cell Phone 5 000 for new dress 6000 for new shoes 4000 for new purse 8000 for my new cosmetics Husband: Sorry I mean I am at Blood bank KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ???
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