Shayari Bazar

Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Safar Kar Raha Tha Uski Nazar Ek Signboard Pe Padti Hai Jis Pe Warning Likhi Thi: Bina Ticket Safar Karne Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar Santa: Waah ji Waah Aur Humne Ticket Li Toh Hum Bewakoof??? Santa: Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Ho Toh Kiske Paas Jaana Chahiye? Banta: Kisaan Ke Paas Santa: Kyun? Banta: Kyunki Uske Paas HAL Hota Hai Santa Aur Jeeto Ek Shadi Jaate Hain Wahan DJ Par Gana Baj Raha Tha: Jisko Dance Nahin Karna Vo Jaa Ke Apni Bhains Charaye Sanat Jeeto Se Kehta Hai: Oye Jeeto Chal Yaar Khaana Khaate Hain School Ke Peechey Ke Talaab Mein Headmaster Ji Doob Rahe The Pappu Ne Vo Nazara Dekha Aur Bhagte Hue Chillane Laga: Kal Chhutti Hai Kal Chhutti Hai Santa went out to buy an Indian flag The shop owner gave him the flag Guess what did he ask next Bhaisaab Ismein Aur Colour Dikhaiye