A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend You see he explained my wife`s expecting Oh said the Officer I understand Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: My wife`s expecting The Officer looked surprised Still expecting? he said Well well my boy you must be pretty bothered Of course you can have the week-end off When the same soldier appeared again the third week however the Officer lost his temper Don`t tell me your wife is still expecting he bellowed Yes sir said the soldier resolutely She`s still expecting What in heaven is she expecting? cried the Officer Me said the soldier simply

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