Shayari Bazar

Farmer Joe had a nagging wife who made his life miserable The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing One day when he was out in the field Joe s wife brought his lunch to him Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining Suddenly Joe s old mule kicked up his back legs striking her in the head and killing her instantly At the wake Joe s minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Joe he would nod his head up and down But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him he would shake his head from side to side When the wake was over and all the mourners had left the minister approached Joe and asked Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men? Well Joe replied The women all said how nice she looked and her dress was so pretty so I agreed by nodding my head up and down The men all asked Is that mule for sale?