Shayari Bazar

I was stopped by the cops in a control and one of the officers was convinced that I was drunk I had to answer some questions which would determine whether I was under the influence or sober Cop: If you are driving on a road and see two lights what is it? A car I think I replied OK but is it a Chrysler GM or Buick? No clue I replied You re drunk he said I shook my head slightly being caught off guard But if you meet one light then ? he asked Probably a motorcycle I replied OK but is it a Honda BMW or a Suzuki? No clue I replied You re drunk he said again Now I was a little angry and asked the arrogant officer a question: If you see a woman at a corner with fishnet-stockings mini-skirt high-heeled shoes and lots of makeup what can it be? Haaa the cop said It is of course a wh*re Correct I replied But is it your wife daughter or mother? They seized my drivers license