Shayari Bazar

Jeeto: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Santa: Definitely not Jeeto: Why not - don t you like being married? Santa: Of course I do Jeeto: Then why wouldn t you remarry? Santa: Okay I d get married again Jeeto: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Santa: (makes audible groan) Jeeto: Would you live in our house? Santa: Sure it s a great house Jeeto: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Santa: Where else would we sleep? Jeeto: Would you let her drive my car? Santa: Probably it is almost new Jeeto: Would you replace my pictures with hers? Santa: That would seem like the proper thing to do Jeeto: Would you give her my jewellry? Santa: No I m sure she d want her own Jeeto: Would she wear my shoes? Santa: No her size is 6 Jeeto: Silence Santa: Shit