On their anniversary night Santa and his wife Jeeto sat down in the den with her favourite magazine turned on the soft reading lamp slipped off her shoes patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself How romantic Jeeto thought Two-and-a-half hours later Jeeto was still waiting for dinner to be served She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess Santa removing something indescribable from the smoking oven saw her in the doorway Almost ready he vowed Sorry it took me so long I had to refill the pepper shaker Why honey how long could that have taken you? More than an hour I reckon Wasn`t easy stuffin` it through those dumb little holes

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