Shayari Bazar

Santa and his wife Jeeto went on vacation to a resort One morning Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap Jeeto decided to take the boat out She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out a short distance from shore anchored the boat and started reading a book she had brought with her Along comes a guard in his boat - pulls up alongside and asks What are you doing out here? Jeeto replies I`m just reading a book Well ma`am this is a restricted area he says Then he sees all the fishing equipment in the boat and continues You can`t fish here ma`am To which she replies I`m not fishing I`m merely sitting here reading my book But you have all this equipment I will have to take you in and write you up If you do that I will charge you with rape Why I didnt even touch you No you haven`t but you have all the equipment