Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home Not wanting to miss any of the first inning he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out Hey Banta He looked up stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success Then he realized he had lost his place in the line and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again After he had purchased his ticket he was thirsty so he went to buy a coke The line at the concession stand was also very long But since the game hadn`t started he decided to wait Just as he got to the window a voice called out Hey Banta Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice But no luck He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke Finally he had his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin As he waited for the first pitch he heard the voice calling Hey Banta once more Furious He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs My name isn`t Banta

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