Shayari Bazar

Santa is appearing on Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC) with Amitabh Bachchan Amitabh: Santa you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs with one lifeline left: phone a friend If you get it right the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong you drop back to Rs 3 20 000 Are you ready? Santa: Yes Amitabh: Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin B) sparrow C) cuckoo or D) thrush Santa: I`d like to phone a friend I`d like to call Banta Banta answers the phone: Hello? Amitabh: Hello Banta ji it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question The next voice you hear will be Santa`s Santa: Banta which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin B) sparrow C) cuckoo or D) thrush Banta: Oh geez Santa That`s simple It`s a cuckoo Santa: Are you sure? Banta: I`m sure Amitabh: Santa you heard Banta Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore? Santa: I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo Amitabh: Is that your final answer? Pam: Yes Amitabh: Confident? Santa: Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart Amitabh: You said C) cuckoo And you`re right Congratulations you have just won ONE CRORE To celebrate Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana That night they go out on the town As they`re sipping champagne Santa looks at Banta and asks him Tell me how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest? It was easy replies Banta Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks