Shayari Bazar

Santa walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk He staggers up to the bar seats himself on a stool and with a belch asks the bartender for a drink The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a taxi called for him Santa is briefly surprised then softly scoffs grumbles climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door A few minutes later Santa stumbles in the side door of the bar He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink The bartender comes over and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation Again the bartender offers to call a taxi for him Santa looks at the bartender for a moment angrily curses and shows himself out the side door all the while grumbling and shaking his head A few minutes later Santa bursts in through the back door of the bar He plops himself up on a bar stool gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk will be served no drinks and either a taxi or the police will be called immediately Surprised Santa looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cries Man How many bars do you work at?