Shayari Bazar

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer I can t do that officer Why not? Because I m an asthmatic I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube Okay we ll just get a urine sample down at the station Can t do that either officer Why not? Because I m a diabetic I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup Alright we could get a blood sample Can t do that either officer Why not? Because I m a hemophiliac If I give blood I could die Fine then just walk this white line Can t do that either officer Why not? Because I m too drunk to do that