Shayari Bazar

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper The trooper walks up taps on the window with his nightstick the driver rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick The driver says Why d you do that? The trooper says You re in Texas son When I pull you over you ll have your license ready Driver says I m sorry officer I m not from around here The trooper runs a check on the guy s license and he s clean He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window The passenger rolls his window down and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick The passenger says What d you do that for? The cop says Just making your wishes come true The passenger says Huh? The cop says I know that two miles down the road you re gonna say I wish that sucker would ve tried that stuff with me