A preacher was completing a temperance sermon With great expression he said If I had all the beer in the world I`d take it and throw it into the river With even greater emphasis he said And if I had all the wine in the world I`d take it and throw it into the river And then finally he said And if I had all the whiskey in the world I`d take it and throw it into the river He sat down The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile For our closing song let us sing Hymn 365 `Shall We Gather at the River `

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