Shayari Bazar

A priest and doctor were out golfing The doctor gets up to take his first shot He swings and misses the ball completely God dammit I missed says the doctor The sky starts to darken a bit becoming overcast Don t use the Lord God s name in vain says the priest I am sorry Father replies the doctor The doctor steps up again to tee off and misses the ball once again God dammit I missed says the doctor The sky darkens even more and a low rumble resounds throughout the land Don t use the Lord God s name in vain says the priest I am sorry Father replies the doctor Once again the doctor tries to take a swing at the ball and completely misses He throws his club to the ground and yells God dammit I missed The heavens roared and the storm erupted sending a lightning bolt down and straight into the priest which struck him dead Then a booming voice arose from the sky and said Dammit I missed