Shayari Bazar

One day a priest was playing baseball A nun was cheerleading near first base The priest was up to bat The pitcher threw the ball The priest swung missed and said Dammit I missed Don t you say that mister or God will strike you with a bolt of lightning the nun said Again the pitcher threw the ball The priest swung missed and said Dammit I missed If you say that one more time mister God will strike you with a bolt of lightning the nun said Once again the pitcher threw the ball The priest swung missed and said Dammit I missed A bolt of lightning strikes the nun and God says Dammit I missed