Shayari Bazar

Three guys a Canadian Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it I will give each of you each one wish that`s three wishes total says the Genie The Canadian says I am a farmer my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada With a blink of the Genie`s eye `POOF` the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming Osama Bin Laden was amazed so he said I want a wall around Afghanistan so that no infidels Jews or Americans can come into our precious state Again with a blink of the Genie`s eye `POOF` there was a huge wall around Afghanistan Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer) asks I`m very curious Please tell me more about this wall The Genie explains Well it`s about 15 000 feet high 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable Uncle Sam says Fill it with wate