Shayari Bazar

At night someone knocks on the door Jeeto wakes up and asks: Santa is that you? Silence She returns to bed Again a knock Santa don t make me nervous is that you? Silence She waits a while then returns to bed Again a knock She opens the door to find her drunken husband Santa standing there You moron I was asking if it was you why weren t you answering??? I was nodding you