Shayari Bazar

Santa a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly elderly woman He approached her and asked Mrs Kapoor do you know me? She responded Why yes I do know you Santa I`ve known you since you were a young boy And frankly you`ve been a big disappointment to me You lie you cheat on your wife you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs You think you`re a rising big shot when you haven`t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher Yes I know you Santa was stunned Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked Mrs Kapoor do you know Banta the defense attorney? She again replied Why yes I do I`ve known Banta since he was a youngster too I used to baby-sit him for his parents And he too has been a real disappointment to me He`s lazy bigoted he has a drinking problem The man can`t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women Yes I know him Banta was also surprised and shocked At this point the judge brought the courtroom to silence and called Santa and Banta to the bench In a very quiet voice he said with menace If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me you`ll be jailed for contempt