Santa went for his annual physical check up All of his tests came back with normal results His Dr said Santa everything looks great physically How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and do you have a good relationship with your God? Santa replied God and me are tight He knows I have poor eyesight so he`s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom poof the light goes on when I pee and then poof the light goes off when I`m done Wow commented Dr That`s incredible A little later in the day Dr called Jeeto Santa`s wife and says Santa is just fine Physically he`s great But I had to call because I`m in awe of his relationship with God Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof the light goes off? Jeeto exclaimed Oh God He`s peeing in the refrigerator again

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