Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus k intzaar me khade the
1 bhikari aaya sub se paise liye or Taxi me baith kar chala gaya

zindgi ki khubsurti ye nahi ke aap kitne khush hai
Balki zindgi ki asli khubsurti ye hai ki dusre aapse kitne khush hai

Osama to Amitabh : How are you
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam Aur aap
Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

Ek Sardar roz ped ki tehni par jakar baith jata hai
Socho kyo
Kyonki wo apne aap ko branch manger samajhta hai

Ek vakil sahab ki shayari
Mohabat na sahi Mukadma hi kar de muj par
Kam se kam tarik dar tarik Mulakat to hogi

Wife: Darling you hate all my relatives Husband: No I don`t hate your relatives In fact I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai

Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum
aaj usine Rula diya khud ne to phone kiya nahi
humne kiya to caller tune Tuje Bhula Diya

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair Lovely Hai Na

A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned So what could they do? Said the fly Let us flee Said the flea Let us fly So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Hindi teacher asks Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain
Sardar child 5 prakaar ke:
Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal

A man walks up to the counter at the airport Can I help you? asks the agent I want a round trip ticket says the man Where to? asks the agent Right back to here

What is the Intresting thing in TOM & JERRY
Pura din nange ghumenge sale
Aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge to swiming suit pehen kar jayenge

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu

Ek Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story
Librarian Sardar Ji wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi