The moment a man entered his office his boss asked Do you believe in re-birth The man answers Yes The boss responds Then it s okay because your grandfather had come here after you left for his funeral

Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae

Teacher: agar tumhara best friend aur Tumhari girlfriend dono doob rahe ho toh Tum kisko bachaoge
Boy: doob jaane do saalo ko Aakhir dono ek saath kar kya Rahe the
POINT TO BE NOTED...

From his death bed the husband called his wife and said One month after I die I want you to marry Mr Drone Drone But he is your enemy Yes I know that I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now

Father: agar tu exam me fail hua To mujhe papa mat bolna
Result ke baad
Father: tumhara result kaisa raha
Son: dimagh kharab mat kar madanlal Tune baap hone ka hak kho diya hai

Haven`t I seen your face before? a judge demanded looking down at the defendant You have Your Honor the man answered hopefully I gave your son violin lessons last winter Ah yes recalled the judge Twenty years

Teacher: Which is more important to us the sun or the moon ? Pupil: The moon Teacher: Why ? Pupil: The moon gives us light when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don t need it

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar
Khuda Se Puchha Maine
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai

A guy goes to an interview He is asked Where would you like to be in our organization The candidate replied In the interview board The interviewer says Are you mad? The candidate Is it one of the prerequisites ?

Girl apne Boyfriend se
Mai maa banne wali hu
Boy : Naheeeeeeeeeeee
Girl : Abey pura to sun le
Tere baap ne mujhe propose kiya hai
mai teri maa banne waali hoon

A Chini was in hospital
SANTA went to meet him
Chini said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA And died
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning
that was:- KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA

Me: Watsapp pe kyu nahi ho
Gf: Aise Hi
Me: To install karo na
Gf: ek shart par
Me: Kya
Gf: Tum mujhe apna watsapp ka password bataoge
cant stop laughing

Master ji ek hotal me khali katori me roti Dubo dubo kar kha rahe the
Weter ne pucha- master ji khali katori me kaise Kha rahe ho?
Master ji : - bhaiya, hum maths ke teacher hai Dal humne maan li hai

Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person from a long distance company They asked for my late father by name I`m sorry I answered but he`s dead Their reply May I leave a number in case the situation changes?

A snail comes to a door of a grouchy old man and says: Can I come in? The old man says no and kicks the snail and the snail falls a few feet away Five years later the same snail comes back and says: Why`d you done that for??