Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi Free SMS ki scheme mein

Ek Nadan Choti Si Machli Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha:
Hum Zameen Par Kyu Nahi Rehte
Anubhav Se Shikhi Ma Boli
Beta Pani Fish K Liye H Aur Zameen Selfish K Liye

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya
Log chillaye Budhiya bomb hai Budhiya bomb hai
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri wo to mein jawani me thi

Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman Vivek have dated with ur wife
Abhishek: No idea
Reporter:
Get Idea
Change ur wife

Ladke wale ladki ke ghar aaye
Or Pucha: Ladki kuch karti bhi hai
Ladki ki Maa: Han Ji
34 Rupees me Pure 15000 SMS Karti hai
Woh bhi saare ladkon ko

Height Of Embarrasment
Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says
Paise Pehly Le lena ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Student: How long do you want this report to be? Teacher: I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady`s dress - long enough to cover the subject yet short enough to keep it interesting

Chintu: PhilHaal Kya Karte Ho
Mintu: IIN Dropout Hun
Chintu: Kya
Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya
Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun

Ek bar 300 sardarji ship me travel kar rahe the
Lekin sare ke sare doob gaye..
Kaise
Nothing serious
Ship beech me kharab hua to dhakka dene niche utre the

Boy: kyo ro rahi ho
Girl: mere marks bahut kam aaye hai
Boy: bata kitne aaye hai
Girl: sirf 88%
Boy: kudda ka kauff kar Itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate hai

Kal shaam dosto ne jabran bitha liya
Aur phir chala silsila jaam ka
Tabhi wife ka phone aa gaya Aur boli kaha ho
Maine sach kah diya Jaam me fassa hu thodi der lagegi

Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega
use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho
Varanasi Child : I ka ?

Master- Do me se Do gye to kitne rhe
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji
Mster-Beta tumare pas Do Roti hai tumne Do roti khali
tumare pas kya bacha
Sardar-sabji