An angry bartender was closing up for the night when he heard a knock at the door He opened the door didn t see anybody and was about to close the door when a voice called Hey down here The bartender looked down and saw a snail Hey the snail asked How about a drink? The angry bartender snarled First of all we re closed Secondly we don t serve snails And with that the bartender kicked the snail all the way across the street A month later the same angry bartender was closing up for the night when there was a knock at the door He opened the door and there was the same snail from last month You know the snail said you didn t have to kick me

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