My god What happened to you? the bartender asked Richards as he hobbled in on a crutch one arm in a cast I got in a tiff with Martin Martin? He s just a wee fellow the barkeep said surprised He must have had something in his hand That he did Richards said A shovel it was Dear Lord Didn t you have anything in your hand? Aye that I did-- Mrs Martin s tit Richards said And a beautiful thing it was but not much use in a fight

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