Shayari Bazar

Nawab sahab has been at a pub all night drinking The bartender finally says that the bar is closed So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face He figures he`ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face He crawls through the door and up the stairs When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him So you ve been out drinking again How did you know? he asks The pub called you left your wheelchair there again