Shayari Bazar

On his first date with a beautiful woman Joe decided to impress her with his knowledge of wine He told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the Carneros District Upon tasting the wine Joe berated the steward No no this is a 1987 Vintage from the North Coast Vineyards near Calistoga Please bring me what I ordered The second bottle of wine was poured and once again Joe was annoyed No no this is 1985 all right but it s from the Mount Helena vineyards Watching the drama from the bar an old drunk came up to the table and said Wow that s an impressive ability Can you tell me what s in my glass? Not wanting to pass up an opportunity to impress his date Joe sipped at the drunk s glass Christ this tastes like piss he exclaimed and spat the mouthful out That s exactly right said the drunk Now tell me when and where I was born