Shayari Bazar

Jewish Rules 1 Never take a front-row seat at a bris 2 If you can t say something nice say it in Yiddish 3 The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana 4 Always whisper the names of diseases 5 One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired 6 Never leave a restaurant empty-handed 7 The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate-side-of-the-street parking is suspended 8 A bad matzoh ball makes a good paperweight 9 Without Jewish mothers who would need therapy? 10 If you have to ask the price you can t afford it But if you can make sure you tell everybody what you paid 11 The only good thing more important than a good education is a good parking spot at the mall 12 It s not who you know it s who you know that had a nose job 13 After the destruction of the Second Temple God created Loehmann s 14 WASPs leave and never say goodbye Jews say goodbye and never leave 15 If you don t eat it it will kill me 16 Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times 17 There comes a time in every man s life when he must stand up and tell his mother that he is an adult This usually happens at around age fourty five