One day Santa was talking with a salesman about his goats As they were talking the salesman noticed that one of the goats had a wooden leg What`s the deal with the goat with the wooden leg? asked the salesman Oh That`s the best goat I`ve got best goat I`ve ever had could just be the best goat in the whole world said the farmer Six months ago in the middle of the night our house caught fire That goat crawled under the fence ran to the house beat on our bedroom window with his horns woke us up and saved the lives of my whole family and me That`s the best goat I`ve got best goat I`ve ever had could just be the best goat in the whole world Okay okay said the salesman But what`s the deal with the wooden leg? Well heck said Santa A good goat like that you can`t eat him all at once

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