One day a truck driver was driving down a highway when he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a blonde in a little blue car tailgating him Well this truck driver hated to be tailgated so he stops his truck and walks over to the car which had also stopped and said Hey lady if you don`t stop tailgating me I`m going to bust up your car So he gets back in truck and drives away A little while later he looks in his rearview mirror and sees the blonde tailgating him again So he stops his truck gets out and walks over to the car saying Hey lady stop tailgating me or I`ll bust up your car So he gets back in his truck and drives away A little while later he again looks in his rearview mirror and once again the blonde is tailgating him So he stops his truck walks over to the car and says Lady get out So the blonde steps out of her car and the truck driver draws a circle on the roadside saying Now don`t step out of that circle Then he proceeds to bust up the blonde`s car Smashing the windshields and windows And the blonde starts laughing The truck driver rips out the seats and busts all the tires And the blonde keeps laughing He takes a sledge hammer from his truck and pounds in the frame rips out the steering wheel cuts the brake lines etc until the car is completely totaled And the blonde is still laughing The truck driver walks over to the blonde and says Lady I just completely totaled your car and you`re still laughing What is so funny????? The blonde replies giggling I stepped out the circle and you didn`t see me
