Smith went on a date in a brand new Range Rovers Sport ride with his new girlfriend of 1 month Smith: I have been hiding a secret from you and I think you ll break up with me if I tell you the truth Girl : What is that my love ? Smith: Am already married and have 3 kids Girl: (Pat him on the lap and hissed) You scared a Hell out of me I thought you wanted to say this beautiful car is not yours
Seven complicated facts about Women: 1 They believe in saving 2 Still they go out buy expensive clothes 3 Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear 4 Never hav anything 2 wear but always dress beautifully 5 Always dress beautifully but never satisfied 6 Never satisfied but still expect men to compliment them 7 Expect men to compliment but don t believe them if complemented
A man woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge He took the letter and it reads: It is no more working and I can not continue staying here I am gone and till something is done about it I am not going to come back He opened the fridge and brought out a chilled drink and took a sip With surprise on his face he said But the fridge is working now What the hell is she talking about?
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn t been paid The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying We can t ship your new order until you pay for the last one The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call Please cancel the order We can t wait that long
Beer and ice will give you hangovers Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys Rum and ice will ruin your liver Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart Gin and ice will ruin your brain Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth Apparently ICE is lethal Warn all your friends: LAY OFF THE ICE Just drink it straight Copy and paste this immediately You could save a life AND don t forget ice also sank the Titanic
The artist tried to concentrate on his work but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible He threw down his palette took her in his arms and kissed her She pushed him away Maybe your other models let you kiss them she said I ve never tried to kiss a model before he swore Really? she said softening How many models have there been? Four he replied A jug two apples and a vase
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure especially when she walked Her young aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door Pointing to her tightly covered derriere he asked Is that for sale? Of course not she snapped angrily blushing furiously Unchanged he replied quietly Then I suggest you quit advertising it
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Before his daring escape from prison an infamous criminal had been photographed from four different angles The FBI sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the land with orders to notify Washington the moment an arrest was made The next day the Bureau received a faxed reply from the ambitious sheriff of a small Southern town: PICTURES RECEIVED ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST
After ordering a milkshake a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to make a telephone call Since he didn t want anyone to take his drink he took a paper napkin wrote on it The World s Strongest Weightlifter and left it under his glass When he returned from making his call the glass was empty Under it was a new napkin with new writing that said: Thanks for the treat The World s Fastest Runne
The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation Standing outside his expensive foreign car the red-faced driver frantically waved his hands and jumped up and down I`ll have your job for this he shouted at the top of his lungs Sir you wouldn`t want my job replied the unruffled officer as he wrote out the citation The hours are long the pay is low and you meet some of the nastiest people
In Maths kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips In Biology kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another In Chemistry kiss is a process of testing the ph of the lips In Physics it s a process to charging a human body In Computer kiss is a local area network in which two bodies are connected without a data cable In Economics kiss is a process in which Demand is higher than supply
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said Hey where ve you been? I haven t seen you around here much The twenty answered I ve been hanging out at the casinos went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship back to the United States for awhile went to a couple of baseball games to the mall that kind of stuff How about you? The one dollar bill said You know same old stuff church church church
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row The boss called her into his office and said Now look Sharon I know we had a wild fling for a while but that s over I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here The boss pressed on Who told you you could come and go as you please around here ? Sharon simply smiled lit up a cigarette and while exhaling said My lawye
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest a recent college graduate trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette One day as she was stepping onto the elevator a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her Thinking of her responsibilities she scolded Dressed a little casually today aren t we? The man replied That s one benefit of owning the company
