Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar Akbar: Kaun ho tum? Santa: Jahanpanah main Santa hun Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the? Santa ghabraate hue: Ji main vo kuch nahin bas aise hi Akbar: Sipahiyon isko bandi bana do Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah aisa mat kariye please mujhe banda hi rehne do

Photographer studio mein 6 saal ke bachche se bolta hai: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega Bachcha: Focus adjust kar Jhallon wali baatein mat kar Portrait mode use karna macro ke sath ISO 200 ke andar rakhna High Resolution me pic aani chahiye Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge Non sense Kabutar nikaaloge Tumhaare baap ne kabutar dala tha isme

Ek husband market jaata hai aur kisi kaam se apni wife ko call karta hai Husband: Helloo call me Shonu Wife: Mera Shona Babu Husband: Arrrrre Call Me Sweetheart Wife: My sweetu Sweetheart Husband: Ufffff Call me Honey Wife: Mera hannu darling Husband: O pagal aurat call kar mujhe balance nahi hai aur mujhe bahut zaroori kuch puchna hai emergency hai Wife: Oho ok ok Sorry Sorry Abhi karti hu

Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai Uth jao kanjron 10 baj rahe hain kutton ki tarah pade rahte ho tumahre baap ne naukar nahi rakkhe hain jo tumhein nashta bana kar denge Zindagi haraam kar rakhi hai kameeno ne Kaam ke na kaaj ke dushman anaaj ke Note: Har Maa wale msg emotional nahin hote Maa kabhi kabhi frustrated bhi toh ho sakti hai

Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara itna maara itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya Main to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Satayegi Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi

Classic examples for students of different age groups: 1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam 4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so I leave only that question 7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions 11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass 12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar? And in college: Abey kaminon bata toh dete aaj exam hai main toh pen bhi nahi laya

Ek aurat chappal ki dukaan pe Aurat: Bhaiya ek chappal dikhao? Dukandaar: Number kya hai? Aurat: 36 Number Dukandaar: Bhabhi Ji dimag pe zor daalo aur soch ke batao ki kya lene aayi ho aap

Is mehengai ke jamane mein yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai Jeeto: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye Santa (Excited): Arre wah kahan se aur kaise?? Jeeto: 5 rupey ka ek usne diya ek mai utha ke bhag gayi aur ek usne mujhe fek ke mara

Jeeto ek dum khush ho ke: Kya baat hai Jee aaj toh meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche ja rahe ho? Santa: Bas aise hi dil kar raha hai Jeeto: Kya mein itni hot and smart lag rahi hun aaj? Sata: Arre kuchh nahin pagli aaj mere sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka bhoot sawaar Hai

During Exam Madam: Why are you so confused ? Pappu: *Silent* Madam: Did you forget your pen ? Pappu: *Silent* Madam: Forgot roll no ? Pappu: *Silent* Madam: Forgot calculator ? Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya tujhe pen pencil ki agg lagi hai

Ek baar ek ladka ghar mein sharaab pee kar aaya aur apne Dad se bachne ke liye ek badi si book lekar padhne laga Dad: Oye nalaayak aaj phir sharab pee kar aaya hai kya ? Son: Nahin Dad bilkul nahin kyun? Dad: Kamine toh phir pichle 10 minute se breifcase khol ke kya bak-bak kar raha hai

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye Questions were: 1 China kis Desh me hai ? 2 15th Augusty kis Date ko Aati hai ? 3 Green colour kis rang ka Hota hai ? 4 Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ? 5 Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Mom: Beta where are you now? It s 1 00 AM na Beta come home fast Son: Who s This ??? Mom: Arre O Murde Zaleel Kaha Hai Re Ttu? Itti Raat ho Gayi Na Kidar Mara Re Awara Gardi Karte Jaldi Ghar Ku Aaa Son: Aji ammi Tum Hai ??? Iti Izzat Se Baat Karre Toh Mai Samjha Ki ABBA Dusri Shadi Kar Liye Abhi Aaroo

Main ghar late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: Where were you? Maine kaha: Friend ke Ghar par tha Dad ne Mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya 4 ne Kaha: Haan Uncle Yahin par tha 2 ne Kaha: Abhi Just Nikla hai 3 ne Kaha: Yahin hai Uncle Padh Raha hai baat karwaun Kya? 1 ne toh hadd hi Kar di kaha Haan Papa bolo kya hua PITWA DIYA SAALON NE

Husband-Wife s Facebook and WhatsApp life On WhatsApp Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho??? Husband: Pata nahi dimaag mat khao bahut kaam hai aaj On Facebook Wife: Dear when will you be back you are the best husband in the world miss you Come back soon Husband: Thanks for being there always so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you Will be back soon honey