Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: DOST SE PYAAR Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR Kal Ho Na Ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SEPYAAR My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE WALI SE PYAAR Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR Dil Se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR Mai Hoon Na: TEACHER SE PYAR
Ek gaon me bijli aane waali thi Wahan ke sabhi log khush the Bijli aane ki khushi mein sab gaon waale jhum rahe the nach rahe the gaa rahe the celebrations chal rahi thi Wahin ek kutta bhi jhum-jhum ke nach raha tha enjoy kar raha tha ann bada hi khush tha Gaon ke ek admi ne kutte se puchha Are bhai tun kyo nach raha hai ? Kutta bola Bijli ayegi to khambe bhi to lagenge
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain kya khaya kuan sa serial dekha kaun sa song suna Boy: Oh Ok Ok ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm daal chawal khaye hain dahi aur salad bhi tha
Wife calls hubby Wife: Kahan per ho kyaya kar rahe ho? Hubby: O yaar kuch mat pucho bura haal hai Office mein hoon bahut jyada busy hoon kaam hi hi kaam hai saans lene ki bhi phursat nahin hai Aur tum batao kya kar rahi ho bachche kya kar rahe hain? Wife: KFC mein tumhare peeche bachchon ke saath bethi hun aur bachche pooch rahe hain ki papa ke saath kaun nai BUA bethi hain?
1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi 2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai? Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ? 1st Girl: Nahin usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh liya hai jab ki woh kal bol raha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha hai Jhootha Dhokhebaaz Kameena
Banta ke 4 bachche the Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usko Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega Banta ne apni biwi se kaha: Mera 1 beta meri girl friend ke pass hai main usko bhi le ke aata hoon Banta jab vapas Ghar aya toh apney 2 bachche gayab Banta ne apni biwi se pucha: 2 bachche Kahah hain ??? Biwi: Jis-jis ke the vo le gaye Tum ne akele ne toh elaan nahi suna tha
Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim; Ladki se pit jaye to namard Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar lade to jealous; Chup rahe to begairat Ghar se bahar rahe to awara; Ghar me rahe to nakara Bachcho ko dante to buzdil; Na dante to laparwah Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala; Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai
Interviewer: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko pradhanmantri bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge??? Pappu: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge Interviewer: Why??? Pappu: Kyunki 2 minute mein toh sirf Maggi hi ban sakti hai Interviewer: Aur agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye toh??? Pappu: Hum 5 saal ke liye pradhanmantri nahin banenge Interviewer: Why??? Pappu: Arre mam itni Maggi kaun khayega?
Pappu ne live Radio Station call ki: Hello Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ? RJ: Ji Haan Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? RJ: Ji Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi ? RJ gusse mein: Haaan bai haan Pappu: Hello Gullo Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se motor chala de Main chhat par toilet mein hun aur paani khatam ho gaya hai
Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi First night ko ladke ne jab ladki ka ghoongat uthakar: Tum wakai bahut hi khubsurat ho Tumhe kya gift karun Ladki sharmati hui boli: Humto toh aap taa Dill Taaiye Bechaara ladka Whatsapp ki jagah ek call kar leta to bach jaata
English and Hindi always Contradict English: The sooner the better Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai English: Think of the devil and the devil is here Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the English: Don t wait fight for your rights Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai and the most striking of all English: As wise as an owl Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha
Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya Phir Dusra Bartan Girana Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi Husband: Kya Hua ??? Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa Daal Hi Gir Gayi
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai 4 dino ki chandni phir andheri raat 4 kitabein toh padh li ab 4 paise bhi kama lo Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya 4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata? Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi 4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka
COLUMBUS agar married hota to America kabhi discover nahi kar pata Kyunki tab us se poocha jata: 1 Kahan jaa rahe ho? 3 Kyun Jaa rahe ho? 2 Kiske saath jaa rahe ho? 3 Main bhi chalungi 4 Wapas kab aaoge? 5 Ghar reh kar hi discover karlo 6 Mere liye kya laoge? 7 Wapas aate waqt sabji lete aana 8 Pahunch ke phone karna 9 Har baar tum hi kyon discover karte ho? Koi aur kyon nahi kar sakta?
